toxicrants: Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME.
firsthandedthoughts: toomuchhairtocare: askboxmemes: In vivid fucking detail. If I’m too embarrassed to post it, you win. But you won’t. Posting for the reactions Yes please.
Me: I'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes
*Wakes up February 5, 2069*
lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
comealongpie: katnissandhermione: i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people this disturbed a lot more than it should
nayx: being a virgin is ok sex isnt that great just like get some nachos instead
natured: I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
pyrexvisean: aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
renlybaratheeon: you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
me on every birthday: maybe today is the day when i find out i'm actually some sort of mythological creature.
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asgardian-angels: leftthecasket: nightmareloki: terribletimetravelingbeatdown: sorenlives: benpbandjamin: …they… they made an… an interactive game. it’s like an entire episode. just so you can come along. OH MY GOD omg HOLY SHIT I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW SCREAMING AND CRYING OH MY GOD HE’S TALKING TO ME. HE’S LOOKING RIGHT AT ME BSAJKFJDHGJKSHSFKLKLSJHSD DO THIS ALL OF YOU...