May 2013
toxicrants:
Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME.
firsthandedthoughts:
toomuchhairtocare:
askboxmemes:
In vivid fucking detail. If I’m too embarrassed to post it, you win. But you won’t.
Posting for the reactions
Yes please.
Me: I'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes
*Wakes up February 5, 2069*
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
comealongpie:
katnissandhermione:
i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
this disturbed a lot more than it should
nayx:
being a virgin is ok
sex isnt that great
just like
get some nachos instead
natured:
I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
pyrexvisean:
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
renlybaratheeon:
you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
me on every birthday: maybe today is the day when i find out i'm actually some sort of mythological creature.
CLICK HERE IF YOU ARE A DOCTOR WHO FAN! →
asgardian-angels:
leftthecasket:
nightmareloki:
terribletimetravelingbeatdown:
sorenlives:
benpbandjamin:
…they… they made an… an interactive game.
it’s like an entire episode.
just so you can come along.
OH MY GOD
omg
HOLY SHIT I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
SCREAMING AND CRYING
OH MY GOD HE’S TALKING TO ME. HE’S LOOKING RIGHT AT ME BSAJKFJDHGJKSHSFKLKLSJHSD
DO THIS ALL OF YOU...
